Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

by super special E March 13, 2010

squidgy penguin

A term used for anal sex

Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!

Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?

by Miss Ass Panda December 14, 2009

King Penguin

A King Penguin is somebody who is the leader of a group, or usually a person who likes takes charge.

Ross: Nathan, don't you think that Ronson thinks that he's the king penguin?
Nathan: Yeah, to be honest he's just a bit of a control freak...he's more of a Salmon if you ask me.

by MyPseudonym... November 29, 2011

Ass Penguin

a random idea that comes out of know where.

Steve just pulled a penguin out of his ass. (Ass Penguin)

by gsuusgkenlksjpc October 26, 2011

penguin arm

Slang for a very short penis

"LOOK at his penguin arm"

by wizard words July 18, 2016

Penguin Beak

The sexual act of taping four fingers (excluding the thumb) together and fingering your partner. This is totally orgasmic and is not limited to the vagina.Gay guys can do it too!

Bill: Dude, I totally penguin beaked my girlfriend last night!

Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?

Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.

by Sir Charles Winifred the 3rd. May 25, 2010

Penguin Strut

The act of laying a girl down on her stomach and lubing up her thighs so much, to slide your balls through for the best kind of pleasure, that she has to waddle to the bathroom to wipe all the gunk off.

"Man, I thrust my balls up in her thighs so much last night she had to penguin strut to clean herself up."

by totolotka February 21, 2015