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Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.
Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.
by super special E March 13, 2010
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penguin arm

Slang for a very short penis
by wizard words July 18, 2016
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Penguin Hall

all girls school where they take your money and don{t give it back, where your day is full of time to absolutly nothing and yet you pay $100 for it! teachers doing there jobs is a rare occurance here. want to actually learn???????LEARNING WOAH... not something we do here. We sit, and watch the walls while having our parents scoff up big cash for absoulty no reason. the school that was advertised is a dreamboat and a fantasy compared to the reality of the school..
oh so you go to penguin hall??
penguin hall??? whats that??
ohh so your not straight
PENGUIN HALL??? EW ISNT THAT ALL GIRLS
by stankydishwashersoap January 6, 2020
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feeding the penguins

named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.
Aww man, This time tommorow I'll be feeding the penguins
by Jack Will October 23, 2007
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Ass Penguin

a random idea that comes out of know where.
Steve just pulled a penguin out of his ass. (Ass Penguin)
by gsuusgkenlksjpc October 26, 2011
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King Penguin

A King Penguin is somebody who is the leader of a group, or usually a person who likes takes charge.
Ross: Nathan, don't you think that Ronson thinks that he's the king penguin?
Nathan: Yeah, to be honest he's just a bit of a control freak...he's more of a Salmon if you ask me.
by MyPseudonym... November 29, 2011
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squidgy penguin

Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!

Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?
by Miss Ass Panda December 14, 2009
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