the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak
jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard
by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008
Get the poop smuggler mug.When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.
by Aloe Vivid Rue October 22, 2015
Get the Poop Tea mug.complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat
by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010
Get the poop-on-bathmat mug.A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.
by Gradez March 18, 2009
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Get the funny poop mug.The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.
Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.
Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.
by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014
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Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.
Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.
by dickyball June 22, 2010
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