Perma Poop

The outermost ring that surrounds the anus. Usually darker then the rest of the body.
After many years of poorly wiping I bent over and noticed a darker ring around my anus, I have perma poop!
by Damian Wall September 06, 2019
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Poop Digger

Poop Digger, either talks a lot of shit, or smells like shit. Most of all these people walk like a penguin..aka waddles around. You can tell these kinds of people by looking at them. Pants down low, hat to the side, with their asses hanging out, smelling like shit as you walk by.
That kid over there must be a "Poop Digger" acting all macho.
by Fredricksin May 03, 2011
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insubordinate poop

knowing that you have to take a dump before you go somewhere like work so you try and nothin comes out then you show up at your destination and 10 minutes later you have to take a shit
i had to take a shit this morning before work but i had a insubordinate poop now im sitting on the shitter writing this
by my fingers hurt August 19, 2009
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anal poop

The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.

Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.
I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.
by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014
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funny poop

when u take a fat shit and its looks funny
look at that funny poop
by cowboiiii November 02, 2020
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Bubble poop

When you take a poop and see bubbles in your poop and your like what's that? It's bubble poop

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So a kid goes to the bathroom at school and poops and then he looks down. He had bubble poop. Then he goes to class and say to the teacher "I had some mad bubble poop today teacher"
by Bathroomjokes101 August 23, 2016
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poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.
"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."
by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009
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