Winnie-the-pooing

When someone wears a shirt but no pants, like Winnie the Poo.

"Dude, don't sit there, Ron's been winnie-the-pooing all over this living room"

by Vagina, Alotta August 5, 2012

poo fumes

The lingering foul smell that follows a person who has recently evacuated their bowels. Often intensified in confined spaces e.g. on a transatlantic economy class flight.

"I say Reginald, that fellow appears to be dragging an odour around with him since visiting the toilet."

"Don't worry Edith, that's just his poo fumes."

by gangstahippo January 2, 2013

poo snooker

That game for two players in which the difficult brown is the preferred shot.

"I'm just popping home with Quentin for a frame of poo snooker."

by Kate Shortforbob May 11, 2007

shoe poo

Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.

I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.

by rockman49 December 30, 2011

insta-poo

An extreme flow of crap falling from ones anus.

Jesse Burgess had the extreme insta-poos in class and made a huge mess!!

by MadMan06 November 26, 2004

Poo Johnson

A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.

"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."

by abacab March 13, 2010

Poo Boi

Poo Boi's are a clan of smooth-brained aliens. They landed on earth 300 million years ago, their true appearance is that of a toilet and their brains are a soft, slimy, and mushy poo on the inside, this is how they gained their name. If you ever suspect anyone you know as a Poo Boi immediately call them out by saying "You're a sussy poo" and they'll shrivel up and show their true form.

"I think Jason is a Poo Boi" "Hey Jason you're a sussy poo"

by NotAPooBoi May 13, 2021