Twink Plant

A rare type of plant that's extremely twink-y. Like, SUPER fucking twink-y.
Person 1: Hey, um, who's that weird fuckin guy with no hairline
Person 2: He's a Twink Plant, dude.
by Calpico August 13, 2018
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ninja plant

In Counter-Strike, a ninja plant occurs when a player on the T side plants the bomb very early into the round, onto a defended bomb site, unopposed.

Ninja plants are commonly achieved using a sneaky smoke bomb, with a clever choice of movement, or simply by pure luck. Ninja plants are usually embarrassing for the CTs, as it shows their lack of attention and/or skill.
Seeing the poor positioning of opponents, the T player took a deep breath before sneaking onto bomb site A, managing to ninja plant the bomb before the CTs could get him on his crosshair. He then quickly hid behind a box, waiting for his teammates to arrive at the bomb site.
by unterwegs November 17, 2024
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plant forward

A pretentious snob that does not want to be associated with vegans but is in fact a vegan.
“Sorry can you remove the meat on that”
“Are you vegan?”
“Am I what, no no sorry I prefer plant forward”
by Judgeyjudy May 21, 2022
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sand plant

When you're so drunk at the beach, you face plant in the sand.
My friend was so drunk she sand planted last night and woke up this morning with sand in her ear.
by Billy Bob 54 August 13, 2023
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Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.
Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*
by Izn't No More November 28, 2022
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Gamer Plant

Another word for marijuana, used by teenagers to communicate publicly.
Zack: Did you bring the gamer plant?
Adam: Yeah it's in my backpack.
Elder: Wow, those youngins are teaching plants to play videogames?
by TheRealDaddyO5 November 04, 2018
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music to grow plants by

Calming, soothing music, often New Age or minimalist like the music of Philip Glass, considered to be great for growing plants but sometimes somnogenic for humans.
Most of the music from Philip Glass' "Koyaanisqatsi" could be considered music to grow plants by.
by pentozali November 12, 2011
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