The term "rigid pigeon" refers to a state or condition characterized by extreme stiffness, inflexibility, or strict adherence to rules, norms, or procedures. It stands in direct contrast to the notion of being "loosey goosey," implying a lack of relaxation, adaptability, or freedom in approach, behavior, or mindset. This phrase typically describes someone or something that is overly structured, constrained, or resistant to change, often lacking spontaneity or the ability to improvise.
by mojolongball January 2, 2024

by Kaylie youknow March 14, 2022

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.
by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023

A majestic beast that fluffs when wet
by Wetpigeongod February 14, 2023

by Mother Flocker June 2, 2022

by Mininfires March 27, 2018

The act of driving to a dogging site and engaging in sex with person(s) within the vehicle whilst men pleasure themselves whilst watching and hence pigeoning your vehicle with their seed!
Went pigeoning tonight with the missus at the dogging site, when I got home the car looked like it had been shat in my the whole flock
by Asbo December 10, 2018
