Pigeons

Dirty, yet cute disease flappers

broski 1 "yo im sick!"
broski 2 " were you near some pigeons?"
broski 1 "OH SHIT!"
broski 2 "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DISEASE RIDDEN ANIMAL"

by maddie.the.pigeon June 12, 2019

monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014

Pigeon’s Hit

A Pigeon’s Hit is a term used in golf where the player ends up shooting double whatever par is on that particular hole. For example, if the hole is a par 3, and you shoot a six, you’ve got the Pigeon’s Hit. Traditionally earned by the novice golfer, a person who is considered easy to beat and an easy target for gambling.

‘Damn, Joey! Stacking strokes on that last hole! What did you end up with?’
‘Doubled down on that par and ended up with the Pigeon’s Hit!’

by BlackSnype October 24, 2025

Receiving a pigeon

The act of having a pair (or more) of testiclay stuffed inside your fadge, leaving the shaft among the flaps, resulting in 'cooing' sounds

Bloody ell Sharon, one minute we're cupping and the next I'm receiving a pigeon and flapping my arms like I'm about to migrate south!

Mate is was like stuffing a Sunday roast, never seen a bird so happy to be receiving a pigeon

My mate Stacey said she received a pigeon from 2 fellas the other night....her tits were like Nelsons column by the time they'd finished

by hot cross bunnies September 30, 2025

Pigeon

A beguiled MARK that is used to syphon juice out of their own soul by LIZZIE BANKS.

JIMMY thinks he's a cornhusker but in reality he's just a dumbass PIGEON who would sell his own soul up joe creek for shits n'giggles and five more minutes of fame.

by JIMMY_BASTER_III_III May 8, 2023

Pigeonism

The Official Religion of Acadia, an alliance in the web-browser game Politics and War.

The official religion of Acadia is Pigeonism.

by Superius November 28, 2019

Petrol Pigeon

A nickname for the Royal Airforce. But also commonly used by the Army Cadets to refer to an Air Cadet who may religiously play War Thunder and/or DCS in a derogatory manner.

"Toby's such a petrol pigeon, all he does is yap about F-16s and his shitty little Grob Tutor. It's not 1940 the Battle of Britain, he should get over himself."

by Ihatepetrolpigeons January 7, 2024