An Australian F1 driver who looks like he’s still doing his homework in the paddock, but then overtakes you like you left your handbrake on. Basically the kid who never talks in class, then drops a 10/10 presentation and walks off like nothing happened.
Oscar Piastri overtook three cars in one corner so smoothly, it was like watching a polite guest politely ask everyone else to move out of the way.
by meowlikeabird August 29, 2025
Get the Oscar Piastrimug. Luck E. Oscar is quite literally a god amongst men. He knows everything about reality and doesn't let even the smallest thing slide. He walks in the normal society among us, but he is always helping humanity without people even realising it.
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he is better than Nick.
He believes in realism and he is right about realism.
Hoes tryna smash, but he ignores them because he doesn't want a relationship. He is married to the hustle.
Quiet but still a good guy
My beloved, I hope you rest in peace. I will never forget you.
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he is better than Nick.
He believes in realism and he is right about realism.
Hoes tryna smash, but he ignores them because he doesn't want a relationship. He is married to the hustle.
Quiet but still a good guy
My beloved, I hope you rest in peace. I will never forget you.
a random person: "HOLY SHIT, IS THAT MESSIAH?!"
2nd random person: "That's what they all ask. Oscar is an atheist anyway, so stfu"
2nd random person: "That's what they all ask. Oscar is an atheist anyway, so stfu"
by ChillaEnt September 14, 2022
Get the Oscarmug. Oscar is a fucking legend and menace to society, Oscar is the funniest person in town and can make any boy hard. Oscar is the type of guy to be the coolest guy of the guys. He has a 9 inch schlong and attracts every person whether male or female.
Teacher: hey why is there a banana on the ceiling?
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
by Ihatenigggaz November 24, 2021
Get the Oscarmug. by Batman on drugs December 12, 2016
Get the Oscarmug. "Dude, did you see 'The King's Speech'?"
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."
"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."
"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."
by TedCruzisJesus69666 July 23, 2016
Get the Oxford Oscarmug. The most charming smile ever with great personality. Handsome with black/brown curly/wavy hair and light brown eyes with long lashes every girl envy’s. Super cute and knows how to make a girl laugh. They know how to make their gf smile, even when she's feeling sad. Loves food, as well as cooking. Always up for whatever even if it's illegal. Also has amazing DJ skills and likes all types of music. He is a hard worker and loves to make money.
He's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him.
Doesn’t settle as he waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. If only he was smart enough to realize how much he is liked, then it would make some very lucky girl happy and even happier if he liked that one girl back. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner.
Has a very big imagination. He may seem a bit intimidating, but is very friendly and lots of girls fall for him. He is strong, fit, happy and at times is dumb, but when concentrating is very intelligent. He can be sarcastic at times, but will always make you laugh. Oscar is the guy that jokes around and loves to play around with his friends. He’s a great kisser, amazing in bed and an incredible lover. Oscar is loving and will never cheat on you.
So if You have an Oscar remember to never let that Oscar go. Marry his asssssss like tomorrow.
He's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him.
Doesn’t settle as he waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. If only he was smart enough to realize how much he is liked, then it would make some very lucky girl happy and even happier if he liked that one girl back. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner.
Has a very big imagination. He may seem a bit intimidating, but is very friendly and lots of girls fall for him. He is strong, fit, happy and at times is dumb, but when concentrating is very intelligent. He can be sarcastic at times, but will always make you laugh. Oscar is the guy that jokes around and loves to play around with his friends. He’s a great kisser, amazing in bed and an incredible lover. Oscar is loving and will never cheat on you.
So if You have an Oscar remember to never let that Oscar go. Marry his asssssss like tomorrow.
Who’s Oscar?
by NoOption July 31, 2021
Get the OSCARmug. by botlord406 February 23, 2022
Get the oscarmug.