[breaking carrots]

When the male injures his penis

Girl 1: Girl, I killed in soccer today! I kicked so many guys today lol Girl 2: now that's what I call breaking carrots lol

by da_crazi_bitch102 February 28, 2008

tissue break

The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break

Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: No, you Just had lunch

Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?

Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break

by epic faptime November 12, 2013

Breaking the habit

Memories consume
like opening the wound
I'm picking me apart again
you all assume
I'm safe within my room
unless I try to start againnnnn
I don't want to be the one
the battles always choose
cause inside I realise
that I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
and say what I dont mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
so I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habittt
tonight

clutching my cure
I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I I I hurt much more
than anytime before
I had no options left againnnn
I don't want to be the one
the battles always choose
cause inside I realise

that I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
and say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
so I'm breaking the habit

I'm breaking the habittt
tonightt
I'll paint it on the walls
cause I'm the one that falls
I'll never fight again
and this is how it ends
I don't know what's worth fighting for
and why I have to scream
but now I have some clarity
to show you what I mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
so I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaaaking the habitt
tonight

It's a song by linkin park

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee November 3, 2023

Womani-break

Like a Mani-break but shit.

Gary went away on a Mani-break and came back all relaxed but when I organised a Womani-break with my friends it turned into some sort of Prosecco and Love Island fuelled Lord of the Flies nightmare.

by jonboy902100 January 27, 2023

S break

Refers to going outside or opening the garage door, to have 1 or multiple smokes .

Hey dude open hit the button on the door so we can air out the garage after all those s breaks

by syphilis symphony May 22, 2016

chip breaking

Chip Breaking: When a man tries to bust or diminish stuck on crap in the inside of a toilet when peeing.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.

Scenerio 1)
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap

Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.

by The.Sniper July 1, 2018

Break Windage

When a man farts so violently during urination that he has to adjust his aim.

Dude did you hear that? I had to use some major break windage to not piss all over the seat.

by Dezmo727 January 8, 2021