December 9

ask out your crush day! in December 9th you ask your crush out

you: do you wanna go out?
crush: why?
you: it’s December 9

by sadieluna December 7, 2019

march 9

national hug a bitch day

it's march 9, let's go hug that bitch over there.

by lovely 🌻 October 15, 2019

9 wire

Another term for a solo pubic hair often found on a hotel bathroom floor or sink. The pubic hair curls up into the shape of the #9.

I stayed in a 5 star hotel, but that did not stop me from seeing a classic 9 wire on the shower stall left behind from the prior guest. I wish Consuelo would have cleaned better!

by J bonis June 3, 2018

9-short

Parents are watching

Don’t send nudes 9-short

by gLu bOy June 7, 2018

9/11

9/11 is an overused meme.

Oh my God 9/11 was an inside job

Or
9/11 couldn't have been an inside joke because the planes hit the outside.
Or
I caused 9/11 .

by PositiveJack September 4, 2017

halo 9

The 9th installment of the Halo series. Masterchief will finally be dead at this point, and humanity will collapse because of this, and the covenant will occupy Earth and some other shit I'm sure. Guerrilla warfare with resurected Avery Johnson plz!

I beat everybody to a definition of Halo 9! Now I'll have friends you actually love me...

by AnonymousBitch2 November 27, 2017

1 in 9

A term used to describe the misery a LHS stuco student goes through in order to do something "new" every week for 9 weeks.

Did you see Henry's 1 in 9 for this week? He went paint balling for the first time.

by Suicidalsquad March 4, 2017