Poop Tea

When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.
"Warning: There is an extreme case of poop tea in the first stall."
by Aloe Vivid Rue October 22, 2015
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runner poop

The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.
Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop
by dickyball June 22, 2010
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insubordinate poop

knowing that you have to take a dump before you go somewhere like work so you try and nothin comes out then you show up at your destination and 10 minutes later you have to take a shit
i had to take a shit this morning before work but i had a insubordinate poop now im sitting on the shitter writing this
by my fingers hurt August 19, 2009
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poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.
"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."
by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009
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safety poop

A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.
Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.
by Gradez March 18, 2009
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crusty poop

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair
Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.
by Disel2013 March 26, 2017
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Poop Digger

Poop Digger, either talks a lot of shit, or smells like shit. Most of all these people walk like a penguin..aka waddles around. You can tell these kinds of people by looking at them. Pants down low, hat to the side, with their asses hanging out, smelling like shit as you walk by.
That kid over there must be a "Poop Digger" acting all macho.
by Fredricksin May 26, 2011
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