Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.

"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"

by Koomist February 23, 2021

Brokenated

The act of feeling disrepect from an inanimate object that no longer functions as prescribed.

JA MAL... JAMAL... EH. My iPod is brokenated, dis a long ass flight and I gots to be able to listen to my mothef*%n Chingy!!

by Scott872004 August 30, 2010

Broken Chan

That one horny 10 year old in your discord group

Wow your such a Broken Chan

by Bob Mcguire Junior March 15, 2020

Broken Arrow

When my curved penis gets stuck in a stuffed animal while making amateur porn and bends even more. Do much that I can cum in my own mouth. As I suck my own cock, the strain, breaks it in two.

Ouch, my broken arrow

by HiAnton March 6, 2022

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

I've Broken

It’s never, “good job, you won all your games again!”

It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”

It’s never, “are you ok?”

It’s always, “Stop being a baby”

Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”

But when you say, “can I try one more time?”

it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”

Why

“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”

“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”

Perfect, that’s a funny word.

per·fect

“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”

Ok I can do that

Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.

That’s perfect

“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”

“Later” or “no”

No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.

I can't do this anymore, I've broken

by cassydassie November 9, 2020

broken rizz

a mf that can only pull females that are 4/10 and under

that kid tyler got broken rizz and got approached by that purple hair chick

by mikeroddick444 May 29, 2022