sausage slap

when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it

Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.

by i_liek_dem_poniez July 17, 2012

Sausage Torpedo

English slang for penis. Also known as Bacon torpedo, meat wand, Flesh staff etc.

Hey baby, why dont you and I lounge around and play with my Sausage Torpedo.

by Mike Bruce October 03, 2005

Hit the Sausage

A euphemism for masturbation.

After not hooking up with his bosses hot daughter, Adam went home and hit the sausage.

by Blaine Becker October 17, 2010

german sausage

a penis of german heritage

for justen leingang love sarah

a german kid with a penis has a german sausage, "who you like some german sausage?"

by sarahjeanne November 24, 2004

grinding sausage

slang term for sexual intercourse, used in the 1930s-40s.

"Well Johnny, after me and the boys shipped out of Saipan, we took some shore leave and went about drinking and grinding sausage with some Chinese whores. It was the bee's knees! Now go tell your dad to take me back to the home. It's salisbury steak night."

by Malik June 20, 2006

sausage clit

A vagina with an abnormally large clit. The clit will sometimes resemble a baby penis, or the head of a penis. Women who use steroids generally have a sausage clit

Did you see the porn "One night in china"? That China chick totally had a sausage clit.

by patrico December 20, 2007

sausage jockey

a person of either gender who likes a lotta dick.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003