Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner

fuck you mickey mouse

by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018

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Sick Mickey

The name of one of the thirteen forbidden sex moves which actions involve the use of gorilla glue, sandpaper, and a pair of Mickey Mouse ears.

According to the renowned, now deceased sexologist, Dr.Wombloid, many of men and women have died from the legendary, yet forbidden, Sick Mickey maneuver.

by Dr.Wombloid August 23, 2024

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Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021

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Mickey mouse

When you shove a dead rat in her ass and scream welcome to my club house

Man look at tht guy doing the mickey mouse to her

by Hanging niggers jk I'm black January 8, 2021

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Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.

Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.

You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!

by BuckhornBoganking October 11, 2021

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Electric Mickey

A sex move where you attach a 9-volt to a girl's clit and/or nipple piercing(s), before proceeding to violently tickle her so that all she can do is laugh like Mickey Mouse.

Yo dawg, I was gettin' some coochie last night, and I gave her the ol electric Mickey.

by The_Twisterman October 8, 2021

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