the next level

some fabled place in business that owners believe exists, but their current staff never seems capable enough to get them there, period

You have done nothing wrong, but we just need to get to the next level, so we have to let you go.

by bendie21 March 15, 2011

the consumer nextbot

a gmod nextbot that is eating a hotdog but it looks like a hotdog itself

guy: im gonna spawn the consumer nextbot in gmod

by crispylizard243904 June 3, 2022

On to the next ol’ son

A saying of the rich country guys, going between one fun and cool idea to the next. Printed on the back of an awesome work rig; a rich guy probably just sold to another younger, but still rich guy.

On to the next ol’ son is printed on the back of a favorite vehicle, black, military grade painted, dual tired, lifted, flat bed, dark tint bullet proof windows, slight chrome trim, thieves would be afraid to break in, probably with a few gun racks, Cummings diesel engine truck, with a stabbing wagon (mid sized camper) behind it. The original owner sold it to pay for his newer, stronger truck, with a bigger, and fancier stabbing wagon (long finished horse trailer), higher military grade body, getting offers from Uncle Sams’ proudest, and with larger guns. Which he will add On to the next Ol’ son when he sells it.

by Eruditioner2 June 6, 2022

From one pussy to the next

When a girl fingers herself and then cuddles with her cat.

I was horny and lonely so I went from one pussy to the next.

by UnderscoremyTilde May 6, 2009

Nexted

A pop-culture reference to the not-so-popular MTV dating show "Next" that suggests one has dumped or "nexted" his or her spouse, lover, or romantic interest of the time being.

Rachel: "So what happened to that Joe guy you used to date."

Sarah: "Oh, he had crabs, so I totally nexted him."

by StarQueenBitch April 9, 2010

Let me stand next to your fire!

When you hear this, it means someone is requesting to put their face next to your butt-hole.
Whenever Jimi Hendrix used the phrase on stage, the bassist would launch a scorching fart in his face. He claimed it helped him "think outside the box."

At the wedding reception, when Mandy asked John to "let me stand next to your fire!" she didn't realize he had been holding in gas since the toast. He unleashed a furious wind upon her, lashing her hair back, and singeing off her eyebrows and nose hair. She pretended to be offended, but the clarity of mind was all that she had hoped for, and more.

by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008

To a nextent

something that relates to the thing said after it. originated from a typo, then go used more and more.

Guy: Well, i like em big...
Girl: We're talking about scisors - is that relevant?
Guy: To a nextent. The bigger they are, the better they cut!

by ToDaDa August 17, 2009