Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Rat toe nail

A very rare and exciting item to find. Can be used as an item of food. Some people use them as ornaments or as lucky charms.

''WOAH! Dude i just found a Rat toe nail!'' Said Mystic ''Cool, want to eat it ?'' excitedly responded Ruthra.

by Ruthraz July 19, 2018

rusty nail

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail

by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018

manky finger nail

Manky finger nail:

A finger nail that has gone black due to bruising.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Guy2: Which ones Jimmy?
Guy1: Oh you know, he's the one with the manky finger nail.

by JP1996 August 17, 2018

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018

Nail Stabber

Someone whose a complete loser and thinks that having long nails makes her look cool. In reality it just makes them look dumb as fuck. They just keep the nails to stab other people.

Fuck Olivia stabbed me again with her long ass nails. That Nail Stabber

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

Trophy Nail

A single nail, usually the left pinky finger nail, that is grown out significantly longer than any other nail. It's primary use is for coke (AKA Columbian sugar)

The Vietnamese nail tech went crazy when her trophy nail broke.

by RoadKillWarrior April 26, 2019