Cooter Nail

When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.

I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.

by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone that calls everyone and everything abusive or inappropriate.

Now that he was elderly, terminally ill, and on a ventilator, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl was going to go to the hosputal and kick his abusive ass. She had finally found the resolve and courage to do it, and she had decided that no matter the cost to anybody else, she would get her respect as the new guard, and the old guard was on it's way out.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Toe Nail Black Market

We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.

Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them

by Kim song dune September 30, 2019

witches nail

When a poorly rolled joint, cannoes into a curve, like a witches nail.

I’ve burnt a witches nail

by Mishmotium April 16, 2023

nails

something I don't have because of anxiety. *cute the awkward smile*

You:"yo, where are you nails"
Me: "....."
The silence
Me: "ya well.... WHERE IS YOUR DIC-"

*STATIC*

by Blehhhh -_- April 3, 2021

Hammered Like a Nail

Being hammered like a nail means to be very drunk.

Damn, that dude's hammered like a nail!

by WhosBlue February 28, 2022

Nail Fudge

were one dips finger nail or tonail in shit and eats it

Nail Fudge

by Calern7 April 22, 2023