Moocake

Based on a extremely depressed suicidal person
now used instead of Kill Me Please

Person 1: You just shat yourself
Person 2: Oh Moocake

by berb the not black nigger March 10, 2019

Mooch

who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning

Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!

by Faggotier2 April 10, 2019

Mooch

A contraction of mini-gooch

Similar to the male gooch, but it's smaller and only occupies the space between the pussy and the anus.

Dude, her mooch STANK!

by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019

Mooch

Mooch: also known as a vape or a vaporizer that one can satisfy their craving for nicotine

I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.

by Mooch man May 18, 2019

Mooch

A person who drives slowly.

“That woman is a mooch”

by Maggerzhasjaggerz June 4, 2019

Mooch

A group of wooks

I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.

by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019

mochanoko

mochanoko is, particularly an asian woman, others see her shine but nobody likes her

i wish i had the shine like mochanoko

by that unknownman1998 November 15, 2019