'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.
Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
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