I could still taste that hot soccer mom on my MILF moustache after I went down on her.
Dude, go brush your teeth and use some mouth wash because you got a MILF moustache going on!
Dude, go brush your teeth and use some mouth wash because you got a MILF moustache going on!
by Dr. Shagwell August 12, 2017
by khog August 11, 2011
by specialissue August 23, 2015
a milf that only enjoys the pleasure of black men. usually forcefully makes them ejaculate in her hair, she believes it helps keep the grey away.
-guy 1: bro ive been trying to score with sean's mom but she just ain't into me wtf?
-guy 2: oh ya i heard she was a chocolatey milf! only into black dudes! sorry brah.
-guy 2: oh ya i heard she was a chocolatey milf! only into black dudes! sorry brah.
by katsin August 11, 2011
When she got a fat ass but the shape is suspect and has cellulite. Signs of this are being 30+ years old, thick thighs, and may be on the chubby side.
Jalen: “I heard you fucked that bitch Rachel. Was that ass as fat as it niggas say it is?”
Detric: “Yeah man that may have been the fattest ass I ever fucked before the shape was suspect though I think she got that milf butt.”
Detric: “Yeah man that may have been the fattest ass I ever fucked before the shape was suspect though I think she got that milf butt.”
by Fuck Gay People June 05, 2020
A group of mothers that participate in different activities in the name of their children. Once in the Milf Mafia you are family and their is no easy way out.
by Barry DeBeers January 14, 2015
A male 18-25 that is typically considered the "nice guy" and is ignored by other girls; a guy that is willing to accept a woman who is pregnant and/or has infants as long as the relationship is right. These are usually teen moms or moms in their young 20's wherein the biological father is not involved whatsoever, allowing the young male to move in as the father figure before the child gets too old to worry.
"all the teen moms were looking to john for the stability, and the fact he had a secure job. he was lonely and vulnerable to her seduction. he is a milf magnet..."
by earple1 March 18, 2015