Michaeled

Being punched unexpectedly after being greeted in a friendly manner by a ghetto black person name Michael.

Damn bro, I just got Michaeled.

by Dank Thrill October 15, 2015

Michael

Sick lad who is very smooth with the ladies. He often has the best pickup lines and people will always blush at him.

(Girl) OMG its a Michael

by Mikeyon69ping June 27, 2020

Michael

Has skinny little chicken legs

Wow look at Lord Michael over there with his skinny little chicken legs

by Beth♡ June 26, 2020

Michael

usually referred to as Mikel.

IS CALLED MICHAEL

is a wild creature with many talents.

Michael has a phobia of TellyTubbies

by diabetic mushroom June 18, 2020

Michael

Michael is short for Michaelwave

Person: “whoa, look at that guy. He looks like a Michael”
(Michael overhears the conversation)
Michaelwave: Yes, I am Michael, but that’s short for Michaelwave.

by GeorginaYumYum December 3, 2020

Michael

Usually dates a girl named Julia and slays her with his 18 inch peen

Julia: Michael has a huge dick and he says I give the best head

by BANDZZ November 18, 2019

Michael

A pot smoking loser who won't get anywhere in life. He is so annoying and needy. Always either high or depressed.

He's such a drop-kick, he must be a Michael.

by Reyals_666 November 21, 2013