major load

the decription of a guy who shoot larger than average loads of cum

by the looks of amy's face she just met major load

by mister big jim May 1, 2010

majnoon

A word used by youtuber Itzswab meaning crazy

kareem: “dang awab i bet you won’t take your dirt off in front of everyone”
Awab: does it
Kareem: Awab you really majnoon

by Emma Holder November 14, 2021

Tina Majorino

The actress who portrays the computer whiz "Cindy Mackenzie" in the CW's detective show "Veronica Mars" Also was "Deb" in "Napoleon Dynamite" as well as the lead character "Alice In Wonderland" and currently starring on HBO's "Big Love" as "Heather Tuttle"

Me: "Hey I wonder what the cast of Veronica Mars is up to?"
YOU: "Oh, Jason Dohring was on 'Moonlight' as Josef, Kristen Bell is on 'Heroes' as Elle, and Tina Majorino is on 'Big Love' as Heather."

by Lisa Parnell February 8, 2009

Manjob

When a straight man offers another straight man a blow job in return for something. Usually in lieu of cash or payment of something.

Guy1- You still got that board?

Guy2- Yea

Guy1- Can I have it?

Guy2- For 65 bucks...

Guy1- How about a manjob?

Guy2- ok

by Slo43 March 9, 2009

Major, The

1)Being slightly over-weight and having a multitude of war stories to tell to anyone who will listen.

2)Any person obsessed with the army

3)A man who is a little bit gay

1)Look at that bastard, he's The Major.

2)Rich: Where's The Major?
Dan: He's gone on army camp with some boys.
Rich: Oh, it's like that, is it? Dirty, dirty army bastard!

3) Stop pinching my arse, you Major!!

by dan258 December 8, 2003

major chrome

Not a admin abuser, not even an admin, just a very cynical person.

MajorChrome: I hate everyone

by G2 January 8, 2004

Major Hal

Major Hal is an internet guru known for intelligence and humor; he's most famous for his parodys of the wigger community personified through his character L-Breezy. He also has a 14 inch penis

Dude, you totally Major Haled that test question, you're gonna get an A!

chic voiceWow, I knew you were packin, but who knew you had a Major Hal!chic voice

by Major Hal October 26, 2004