Mobile Programming

The art of creating applications for mobile devices, which can seem straightforward but often leads to confusion and frustration—especially for those who score an F, like I did, when faced with the intricacies of different platforms and coding languages.

Mobile Programming sounded fun until I got an F in the course; it turns out that juggling APIs, frameworks, and debugging is a lot harder than it seems!

by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025

mobile cones

Smoking bongs in a moving vehicle. Can also be extended to driving to a carpark/spot and smoking in the parked car.

Stoner: "Smoking here at my house is getting boring, lets go for some mobile cones."

by Diego November 13, 2003

Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it

Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile

by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021

mobile remorse

When you regret using SO MUCH HANDPHONE in your life and not being able to do the things you want or wish to do.

In 2088...

"My grandpa's got a serious case of mobile remorse. He can no longer do the things he wanted in life instead of gaming."

by much_professional August 9, 2018

Scheweebi Mobile

A Little Tikes car that is modded to where it can reach maximum speeds of 23 mph

Dave: “Have you seen that Jerry got a brand new Scheweebi Mobile”
Bob: “Yeah dude I’m jealous it can go 23 mph”

by ScheweebiMan July 31, 2022

Mobile DJ

Someone who likes to roll down their windows of their and play their volume at full blast

There were 12 different mobile DJs while we were stuck in traffic

by Sam's town July 15, 2022

Plaas mobile

A very big truck, almost like a Toyota hilux, sometimes referred as the Frik mobile.

I drive mr louw’s plaas mobile on the farm

by RealOGjames November 15, 2017