I could still taste that hot soccer mom on my MILF moustache after I went down on her.
Dude, go brush your teeth and use some mouth wash because you got a MILF moustache going on!
Dude, go brush your teeth and use some mouth wash because you got a MILF moustache going on!
by Dr. Shagwell August 12, 2017
by khog August 11, 2011
by specialissue August 23, 2015
a milf that only enjoys the pleasure of black men. usually forcefully makes them ejaculate in her hair, she believes it helps keep the grey away.
-guy 1: bro ive been trying to score with sean's mom but she just ain't into me wtf?
-guy 2: oh ya i heard she was a chocolatey milf! only into black dudes! sorry brah.
-guy 2: oh ya i heard she was a chocolatey milf! only into black dudes! sorry brah.
by katsin August 11, 2011
When she got a fat ass but the shape is suspect and has cellulite. Signs of this are being 30+ years old, thick thighs, and may be on the chubby side.
Jalen: “I heard you fucked that bitch Rachel. Was that ass as fat as it niggas say it is?”
Detric: “Yeah man that may have been the fattest ass I ever fucked before the shape was suspect though I think she got that milf butt.”
Detric: “Yeah man that may have been the fattest ass I ever fucked before the shape was suspect though I think she got that milf butt.”
by Fuck Gay People June 05, 2020
A group of mothers that participate in different activities in the name of their children. Once in the Milf Mafia you are family and their is no easy way out.
by Barry DeBeers January 14, 2015
A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.
The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.
The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.
The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.
by Steel Insane April 10, 2007