anti-milf

yo momma

Yo momma is sometimes referred to as the anti-milf.

by specialissue October 2, 2015

Milf Mafia

A group of mothers that participate in different activities in the name of their children. Once in the Milf Mafia you are family and their is no easy way out.

Jules couldn't wait to have her baby and be accepted in the Milf Mafia.

by Barry DeBeers January 13, 2015

Milf Butt

When she got a fat ass but the shape is suspect and has cellulite. Signs of this are being 30+ years old, thick thighs, and may be on the chubby side.

Jalen: “I heard you fucked that bitch Rachel. Was that ass as fat as it niggas say it is?”

Detric: “Yeah man that may have been the fattest ass I ever fucked before the shape was suspect though I think she got that milf butt.”

by Fuck Gay People June 5, 2020

Milf Mark

Tattoo located on the lower back of a woman. Formerly known as a Tramp Stamp.

* A mom bends down revealing a tattoo on her lower back. "Check out the milf mark on her!"

by khog August 14, 2011

chocolatey milf

a milf that only enjoys the pleasure of black men. usually forcefully makes them ejaculate in her hair, she believes it helps keep the grey away.

-guy 1: bro ive been trying to score with sean's mom but she just ain't into me wtf?

-guy 2: oh ya i heard she was a chocolatey milf! only into black dudes! sorry brah.

by katsin August 14, 2011

MILF moustache

A hot mom's cum around your lips after licking her pussy.

I could still taste that hot soccer mom on my MILF moustache after I went down on her.

Dude, go brush your teeth and use some mouth wash because you got a MILF moustache going on!

by Dr. Shagwell August 11, 2017

Wanna Be MILF

A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.

The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.

The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.

by Steel Insane May 8, 2007