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crazy lion

A girl who jerks you off, again and again. Over 300 times.
Zettie gave the best Crazy Lion's.
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the most famous lion on planet earth

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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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lion

codename for a girl you like with curly mushy or frizzy hair that may look like a lion
VIKK-"JJ look over there the lion is there"
JJ-"RAHHH"
by sub2LethalGamer March 15, 2019
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The lion

The lion rapes anything that speaks/moves/breathes.
The lion does not concern himself with the opinion/s of a/ _____
The lion understands the concept of consent but decides to ignore it.
The lion rapes the small dog when it barks.
The lion does not wait 18 years.
Anything, Anytime, Anywhere, Always.
person 1: Hey ther- person 2: Do not fucking speak the lion is here.
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Lion-Heart Mustache

A lightly-cloured English mustache originally used to describe Nigel Mansell's huge mustache. The term became popular when Suzuka circuit was selling fake Mustaches.
That Englishman had a Lion-Heart Mustache.
by NyanCake007 August 16, 2018
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cave lion

when a penis is medically considered micro yet there is a large amount of pubic hair on the shaft of the penis, this makes the penis look like it has a mane (lions mane) with the bear head of penis resembling the face of the lion. since the penis is a micro penis it occasionally retracts in to the body thus the "lion" hides in the the "cave" CAVELION
I saw Jim in the locker room, poor guy has a cave lion.
by wizard cow February 8, 2017
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Saturn Lions

"look at those horny desperate hoes aka Saturn Lions"
by Saturn idiot May 27, 2018
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