ligma

ligma nutz lol

K: did u hear of the new ligma?
j: ligma what?
K: Ligma ballz

by ichigo a. September 17, 2021

ligma

ligma balls hahahahaha so funny middle school boy humor

person 1: yo do have ligma
person 2: no? whats ligma
person 1: 😏ligma balls

by fayethegay September 21, 2021

ligma

ligma balls lmao

have you seen ligma before

by SuperJayJayBoi July 14, 2021

Ligma

A joke middle schoolers make but it was funny the first time but they should just stfu

Ligma balls

by mynameiskai July 17, 2021

Ligma

A very serious testicular disease that is sexually transmitted among men. Women are immune to this disease and its symptoms, hence why contact with women is a sought-after cure for this disease.
Its symptoms include aversion to deep friendships while at the same time wanting to have sex, ejaculating more than seventeen times in twelve hours, and looking at pornography. This disease is worsened by streaming on Twitch or looking at YouTube comments. It is said that a popular streamer "Ninja" died of this disease.

Person 1: I was diagnosed with Ligma!
Person 2: What's ligma?
Person 1: LIGMA BALLS BITCH

by gela-kela July 23, 2021

Ligma

Ligma is a disease caused by “ligmaballs” jokes it can be obtained if said person hears to many “ligmaballs” jokes

A: “Hey my friend has ligma:(“
B: “Ligma what?”
A: “Ligmaballs”
B: “:(“

by Yo______Mommas DaDdY July 29, 2021

Ligma

LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: E-TMA (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits) but let's go more in-depth with BOFA; BOFA is part of another system too (DEE; Detrimental Exertion Emmition (can be associated with many diseases)) and DEE is technically an experience of DEEZ (the correct word for the system)

"Dude, Candice died from ligma."

"Aw, that sucks but at least I'm on her will"

by Dr.Sawkon February 17, 2022