Latchkey Spouse

(n.) A person who works a full-time job, comes home to find their spouse not home because they left for their full-time time job mintues before the other arrived; a couple who have conflicting occupational schedules, and one or the other will come home to an empty house.

"Frank and Agnes have conflicting work schedules, they barely see each other!"

"I didn't know they were both a Latchkey Spouse."

by thecrotchetyoldcnic December 15, 2015

Leech

To benefit off of others without giving anything back in repayment

I don't have wifi in my house but it's ok, I leech off of the neighbors.

Man. Jessica is such a leech. She only comes over to use my wifi and eat my snacks.

by Prodigy20 April 7, 2016

Latch fuck

When someone lifts another person and fucks them while standing

I latch fucked my girlfriend in the ass

by Spiderpig200 September 24, 2016

Latch fuck

To lift someone and fuck them while standing

I latch fucked my wife

by Spiderpig200 September 24, 2016

Leech Man

Basically a dickhead who stares at women ALL the time, comments on them in a sexual way and doesn't stop talking about them to his mates, or himself. Basically sticking to any women he finds attractive.

Josh sees a woman who he finds 'fit'
He turns to his mates.
"OI OI SHES FIT INNT SHE!! NICE ASS BABY!"
*Next day*
"Ayyeee she was so fit fucking hell."
-Leech man

by Floppy Wanger August 18, 2016

leecher

Most of the leecher is getting cracked things, like cracked action/fraps/sony vegas/hacks for games and more

leecher: Just found sony vegas cracked!
guy: tf u leecher

by DaPerry December 28, 2016

Latcharen

He is A person that is to Much lallish, he talks like "Aa dee ee lallish and Aa du ska inte tessstta miig 2k17" he do a LOT of random stuff. He is a nere but seems like The coolest Guy in The world. He is a gamer but get all The girls.

Eyy Latcharen u are lallish, you are so much like a Latcharen

by Hammarmök January 28, 2017