ramp lizard

A prostitute that turns tricks on the entrance ramps to freeways.

My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.

by Farsiite April 19, 2016

butt lizard

some kind of slippery character who is looking for some butt.

Jeffrey was often seen lurking outside the old tavern looking at butts, he is a real butt lizard if ever i saw one.

by snooter69 October 15, 2017

The Lizard

Oh wow holy shit she HATES him! That is nuts! I just saw her little rant (which was both adorable and hilarious) and her little ass CANNOT STAND that dude! Ha!

Hym "Oh no! The Lizard doesn't like Andy! What a shame. She'd probably love Tristan though. They should do an interview! Go forth! Do.. Do the thing... Interview with the lizard..."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"

there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit

by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

by anonymous November 13, 2022

lizard shooter

Lizard shooters are human crab mutations that walks like crabs, They always move in floks and move south during the sommer. They hide underground during the winter and alway keep yellow spotted lizard picture on their chin. There are two guns in their packet.

A freind askt me what a lizard shooter is.

by Mac john December 6, 2018

Yacht lizard

Same as a lot lizard but try to get on yachts vs semis

Look at those yacht lizards waiting for a guy to get on his yacht.

by Maria1992 September 7, 2023