Poseidon’s Kiss

When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.

Yeah I was just taking a shit and I got surprised by a Poseidon’s kiss

by Sursiq February 2, 2023

Mist Kiss

To kiss your partner while blowing weed smoke in their mouthes.

We had a passionate and dazed Mist Kiss after school in the parking lot.

by gk339 June 19, 2009

Kissing friends

A man or woman you have friendzoned because they are not relationship material yet you are attracted to them and like like to make out with them without involving sex.

During brunch, my girls asked me about the status of Mike's and I relationship and I simply replied that we are kissing friends.

by Legal2drink June 12, 2018

Scope Kiss

When the scope of a rifle "kisses" you after firing the weapon. It is caused by not having the stock of the rifle firmly held against the shoulder to mitigate the recoil upon firing a high-power firearm. The "kiss" is a cut around the eye in the shape of the eyepiece of the scope.

Leo was scope kissed by his new rifle.

by Tigerazz91 December 7, 2014

Ghetto Kiss

When you forcefully kiss your insignificant other, resulting in a headbutt and slight concussion.

I gave my girlfriend a ghetto kiss the other day and she won't talk to me anymore. Probably because she's in the hospital.

by Swag fucking master March 28, 2016

Red Kisses

When you kiss 💋 a lady's private areas... and things were a little messier then expected based on the time of the month.

I would love to give you red kisses. Idc about the consequences

by Red kisses 💋 July 7, 2021

awkward kissing

Two people standing in front of each other a few inches apart trying to spit in each other's mouth

Detox and Roxy tried awkward kissing last night on RuPaul's Drag Race

by FuzzyOtter September 28, 2013