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Ellie and Jared

The best youtubers with the sweetest kids. First son, Jackson born in 2014 after infertility. Second son, Calvin, born 2015. Third son due June 2018. youtube.com/ellieandjared
'Have you seen the Ellie and Jared vlog? It's so sweet!'
by imsorrywho? June 17, 2018
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Jared Absher

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.
Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!
by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 13, 2022
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Jared Dixon

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.
by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021
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Poppin a Jared

Steve:" when I saw Janet earlier I was Poppin a Jared "
by LOOK aid mans October 31, 2016
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Jared

Jared more like daddy he gets all them girls, and boys ;) he low key pulls and is really hot it’s just cool how much he pulls and is hot
Jared pulls Tegan
by Coolab July 6, 2021
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Jared

A nigga who boofs all day and eats beans while running from linda
by jaredfriesen December 17, 2019
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Jared

stupid fucking asshole that doesnt know what "no" means
that guys such a jared man
by skjssnne February 5, 2020
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