The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.
“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”
by itsamarething07 July 3, 2020
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Get the Lesbian Hoot mug.I was spending the night at my friend Amy's house and I had a massive crush on her. We were watching a movie when her parents weren't home and a steamy scene came on I could feel her looking at me and moving her hand along my thigh making me wet and as soon as I looked at her she pounced on me and started frenching me and I kissed her back sliding my tounge into her mouth. I realized she had no pants on and her wet thong was rubbing against mine. She took off my shirt and bra and began kissing my breasts as she moved down and took of my dripping thong and without warning stuck her tounge inside my clit while I moaned. I flipped her over and took off her thong and sat her on me so we wet pussys were against each other, I put stuck my finger in my pussy and pulled out my cum and spread it all over breasts while amy licked them clean and sucked on my nipples and I could feeling her cumming so I lay her on the floor and ate her out and stuck my fingers up her while she screamed. We scissored the rest of the night and I woke up to her tounge in my pussy and we did it all over again while we were in the shower.
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Tom: did you see zoey drinking lesbian juice?
Jerry: what’s lesbian juice?
Tom: it’s another name for lemon-lime Gatorade.
Jerry: why is lemon-lime Gatorade called lesbian juice?
Tom: cause that’s what lesbians drink, duhhhh.
Jerry: what’s lesbian juice?
Tom: it’s another name for lemon-lime Gatorade.
Jerry: why is lemon-lime Gatorade called lesbian juice?
Tom: cause that’s what lesbians drink, duhhhh.
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There people usually just hate men in general.
There people usually just hate men in general.
Person 1 : gay people are so utterly gross, I hate them all
Person 2; but don’t you have a girlfriend?
Person 1 : yes, I do, and I love her dearly
Person 2: oh, your a homophobic lesbian
Person 2; but don’t you have a girlfriend?
Person 1 : yes, I do, and I love her dearly
Person 2: oh, your a homophobic lesbian
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