I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

Tee hee I’m so quirky

What your friend Kevin mocks because he thinks he’s better than everyone.

I hate portland= Tee hee I’m so quirky!

by Bingbingshhhbong November 11, 2019

I’m just a girl

An invalid excuse used by the female gender, particularly by those with no sense of accountability for their actions. Use of this term may also indicate parental issues.

“Why did you ghost him for a week and then get mad when he moved on?”

“I’m just a girl”

by Billy Sane April 12, 2024

I’m bored

Blow up destiny phone

I’m bored
Destiny
Destiny
Destiny

by The_lit_one October 29, 2020

I’m parked

When your super tired mentally or physically but your still down to do something

yo bro you down to hit the rager tonight?

Yeah ig, i’m parked, but yeah fs

by Yoyoyoy1 March 17, 2024

I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018

I’m/Me/Mart/Cause

I'm/Me/Mar/Cause or knowly as it is generation slang, It’s meaning is Pinipitas na Mangga or Kinukuha na Mangga.

However, It requires a lot of work and a tedious job nevertheless of it’s long breathtaking job.

Example:
Tao 1: Sa’n ka nag I’m/Me/Mart/Cause?
Tao 2: Do’n sa kabilang bahay kina aling pacing.

by ulol robredo pa den sa 2022 May 25, 2022