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Jammy Hammer

Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.
Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID

Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!
by krispturtle September 30, 2018
mugGet the Jammy Hammermug.

hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually
Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.
by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016
mugGet the hammer myselfmug.

Greasy Hammer

When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia
Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y

- J.T.
by Johnny IV April 21, 2020
mugGet the Greasy Hammermug.

orangutan hammer

Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley
While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”
by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021
mugGet the orangutan hammermug.

womb hammer

A slap on the vagina by a penis, preferably erect.
Ariana Grande said to her partner,"Ohh yea, keep that womb hammer going!"
by Meme Slurper March 27, 2016
mugGet the womb hammermug.

Charmin Hammer

When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off
Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.
by Burnicus January 17, 2020
mugGet the Charmin Hammermug.

hammer pump

Masturbation or causing male ejaculation by hand
No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.
by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006
mugGet the hammer pumpmug.

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