Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.

1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Goober

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That Dude Is Such a Goober

by Sojdndnnff February 27, 2024

Goober x Law

When two people dickride eachother

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..

by bootyconsumer777 March 13, 2024

Goober

A woman who like to manipulate and hurt men to inflate her ego

Man this ho a goober. If you like her you might get a bunch of hurt feelings.

by Reno0602 March 19, 2024

Goofy goober

A silly goofy person who is generally silly and funny

He's such a goofy goober

She's always been such a goofy goober

by beeleebabo March 26, 2024

goober

used to tease people

boy 1: hi im bob
boy 2: you are a goober!

by Biggie_smallzzzz205 March 26, 2024

Goober

A slur towards clowns

Get out of here you Goober and go back to blowing balloons

by travis the ultimate July 23, 2022