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conditioneral gift

Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.
If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
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Gifted Instructor

Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...

Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.
What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!

How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....

Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...

Rich: What are you retarded?

Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!
by Kapooyah! May 4, 2013
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Roblox gift card

A friend repeller
-Yo I bought a Roblox gift card!-

*goes away*
by Peta Hater 06 May 23, 2019
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Skeet Gifting

Skeet Gifting. (v) the act of shooting down Jeff Bezos vision of the future. As unmanned octocopters fill the sky with deliveries from amazon.com; the practise will become more common place. Not for material gain by the shooter, but, as a way to spread the wealth across the seas of the unwashed. See “slacktivism.” Both the shooter and the recipient feel morally and ethically gratified after every “take down”.
"Hey paw. Isn't Santa coming this year. No son. We have to rely on the skeet gifting of others son. Jeff will see us through.
by IKaizen December 2, 2013
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Faggot Gift

A gift so bad that it basically outs the giver as a faggot.
Joe Biden must've been too afraid to call the President of Kenya a porch monkey, so he gave him a faggot gift instead: a pair of rocking chairs.
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025
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Jumanji Gift

A gift you received with bad vibes from a person, that is then gifted to another person without knowing that it has bad vibes.
Jumanji Gift - To re-gift a cursed gift to an unknowing recipient.

“Yeah, I Jumanji’d that weird statue (insert ex gf name) gave me to a coworker for Secret Santa. It’s their problem now.”
by Tetnoyer December 14, 2023
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