Greek salute

v. When you slap someone with the back of your hand in the motion of a salute.

After repeated requests to stop insulting me, I gave her the Greek salute.

by urbanscribe1058 June 1, 2024

Greek Donut

A butthole

I went home last night and glazed Karen's Greek donut

by Stuntbutt March 12, 2019

Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer

“Cream or sugar today sir?”

“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”

by TheCiscoKidd November 4, 2020

Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

by iceMachine January 20, 2012

Greek Saweed

A salid enjoyed by Greasers consisting of Roma tomatoes, feta cheese and olive oil on a bed of rough, unrelenting anal sex.

Miss Berta ate a Greek Saweed and is now bleeding from her klectum.

by Charlier2 April 8, 2025

greek getaway

When your significant other comes to your work and has sex with you.

My wife and I had a Greek getaway today. She came into work and have me a blow job.

by Libbym82 August 7, 2016

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024