Shill Gates

Jew?

Hym "That's it! Shill Gates, Kikerbeard, REE-Lon... The US government is allowing the jews to steal under threat of God punishment because they're retarded! THAT'S the racket! Shill Gates? NOT the inventor of the world's most popular operating software. Stole it from some other guy. The US government let him do it. Kikerbeard? STOLE Facebook from that other guy. REE-lon? Mentally retarded. Allowed to steal by the government. It looks like the entire purpose of the US government is to steal from everyone else and give the ill-gotten gains to the Jews! But don't you question it cus God'll getcha! They need to be ALLOWED to lie and steal cus if they AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO IT... You'll murder them all for living and stealing! AGAIN! Oh gosh-golly why does everybody hate us? I just don't get! We're doing what God told us to do to people who aren't Jews... But God is GOOD! God said I could do it so if should be fine I'm I just don't get it, OOOOOO Ghefoigal! Not like doing what God says turns you into a delusional solipsistic freak or anything..."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2025

Gately tax

When Jamie(the big) gately robs your food

You just got gately taxed suck me balls

by Father_damian December 19, 2023

ocean gate

ocean gate is someone farting and a sneezing at the same time.

Oh my god, did you hear that ocean gate? It smells horrible!

by Super_Girl112 June 4, 2024

Baldur's Gate 3

🎶Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate,
Burn a goblin, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate,
Tieflimg baddy wants to smash, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate,
Chicks with dicks, Worms in brains, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate🎶

Hym "BALDUR'S GATE 3! You have to buy it! It's fantastic! AND... You'll see the parallels. Between this and that (I mean). Or maybe it's just me... But YES! We'll do a campaign! I was just thinking about making a new character! I wanted to do a transgender Human Selûne War Cleric so I could see what kind of special dialogue you get with Shadowheart. YEEEEEEES BALDUR'S GAAAAAAAAATE!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

Gates

The name of a boy who was named after the thing that blocks pigs from escaping their fucking pen. A fence. This boy can come across as charming and adorable, but is really a bitch. This is a boy who only “dates” girls that are not his race (specifically white girls, even though he is not white himself). He is extremely self centered and just plays with girls emotions. Next time you meet a Gates, be prepared to get your feelings played with and begged for nudes. Watch out ladies, he’s a wild one!

Girl: “Omg is that Gates”
Boy: “Yeah. Why?”
Girl: “I don’t know, he just fucking played 5 girls in a day. It’s crazy.”

by ScaletoBail May 19, 2020

Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011

Ass Gated

When anxiety hits you so hard that your butthole clenches up like it’s trying to hold on for dear life. It’s that physical reaction that kicks in when you’re stressed out or facing something scary.

1. I was so ass gated when the teacher took few seconds extra before announcing my marks.

2. He got ass gated the moment he saw his crush.

3. I was so ass gated during the presentation that I could barely read the notes.

by SuprWhoppr July 3, 2025