a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever
by (\o/) March 15, 2004
Get the one minute ministermug. The minimum amount of time to wait before replying to a text message from a love interest without seeming desperate and needy.
Bob 16:25 Hey it's bob, got your number last night in that dive bar. How's ur day goin?
Candy 16:32 Oh hey bob, my day's going well thanks, nothing hectic just relaxing.
Bob 16:39 Lets bangbangbangbangbang
Candy 16:43 Sounds great!
*7 minute rule alarm bells in Bob's brain*
Bob 17:30 Actually I'm busy that day
Candy 17:31 What day?? What? But I LOVE YOU, YOU WILL FATHER MY CHILDREN
Bob 17:31 *deletes number*
Candy 16:32 Oh hey bob, my day's going well thanks, nothing hectic just relaxing.
Bob 16:39 Lets bangbangbangbangbang
Candy 16:43 Sounds great!
*7 minute rule alarm bells in Bob's brain*
Bob 17:30 Actually I'm busy that day
Candy 17:31 What day?? What? But I LOVE YOU, YOU WILL FATHER MY CHILDREN
Bob 17:31 *deletes number*
by Honkyassmofo October 13, 2011
Get the 7 minute rulemug. When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person they’re talking to to avoid seeming like they’re extremely into them or almost creepy.
“Oh my god, I opened Xander’s Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. He’s going to think I’m obsessed with him.”
“You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”
“You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”
by hbot47 November 8, 2019
Get the one minute rulemug. A euphemism for taking a long shower purely for masturbation. One may take one despite already having a shower to clean. The shower nozzle may or may not be used.
Man, I just had the best 40 minute shower!
Hey dude. Mind if I have a 40 minute shower? Feel free to go home if you don't want to wait around for that long...
Mary loved to take 40 minute showers when her boyfriend went away on business trips.
Hey dude. Mind if I have a 40 minute shower? Feel free to go home if you don't want to wait around for that long...
Mary loved to take 40 minute showers when her boyfriend went away on business trips.
by whereareyouyeezy October 11, 2009
Get the 40 minute showermug. Greg: My girlfriend and I did it doggy style last night.
Matt: Cool, how fast?
Greg: I'd say about 150 humps per minute.
Matt: Cool, how fast?
Greg: I'd say about 150 humps per minute.
by Salmon55 June 26, 2010
Get the humps per minutemug. The rule which gives you legal right to leave your place of employment when 20 minutes has transpired since your boss has left the building.
by Kristine December 14, 2004
Get the 20 minute rulemug. A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.
Be back in a while, I need to take a 30 minute-er.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.
by S. Ewin October 21, 2004
Get the 30 minute-ermug.