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Pirates Flintlock

The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.
Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.
by Slimy Slitter August 2, 2016
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purple veined custard flinger

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.
by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010
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In like flint

When flint was discovered to be excellent for starting fires, it became universal. So when something is way popular, it's 'In like flint'; the 'In' thing. In the 60's people would say, "It's in, man. "
Man, those Bic lighters are in like flint.
by Jmb529 May 17, 2022
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flinging a pineapple

To remove the core of a pineapple and then put it over your penis and have intercourse and then once it is full of bodily fluids you fling it at a unsuspecting victim
man i was flinging a pineapple at a nun yesterday like a boss! :D
by Pineapple Guru January 11, 2011
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Flintlock

The cutest asshole you will ever have the pleasure of knowing. But she will crush you with her love of noya, extreme memeing and her talent at literally everything
woah man Flintlock is actually the best!
by littleleef October 13, 2014
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fred flinstone this bitch

when there is any sirens around you and you are on a moped going up a hill going so slow that you could push it faster.
(david) o shit popo tanner fred flinstone this bitch.
by tanner newbergh December 15, 2008
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fred flintstone

i'll explain in this
seeing as i'm fred flintstone, i can make your bed ROCK!
by www July 2, 2003
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