foo fister

When you shove a fist in a woman's ass while holding a chicken finger. And then, pull out your fist and shove the chicken finger in her mouth.

I was in the mood for chicken and ass, so I ate some chicken and gave her a foo fister.

by B on Weds. October 20, 2011

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Philadelphia Fister

The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!

Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!

by PMonzingo June 24, 2006

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Filler

Small talk; conversation that has little to do with the subject or actual topic.

Jack: Hey what's up boo how was your day?

Jill: Fine, it was pretty long.

Jack: let's go up this hill and get some water?

Jill: That's dumb! Why do you want to do that?

Jack: Look, I'm trying to get that pu$$y. All that other talk is filler.

by Jeramee The One and Only October 9, 2013

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by my name starts with a N October 26, 2020

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