fair connection

The hiring process which certain people have to obtain employment at certain agencies. This connection is usually to management or board members who want to hire their friends instead of promoting their current employees that are over qualified and well-deserved.

Once again the new hire has a "fair connection", thusly they got the open position. FUCKING SUCKS!!!

by Tara April 21, 2005

fair throttled

if one is fair throttled, they are heavily under the influence of numerous

X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!

by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006

County-fair-it

Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.

"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?

by BluderFly August 2, 2008

andrew fair

A nice guy that cares about others feelings and is considerate.

That guy is so nice, just like Andrew fair.

by Vulture_X July 3, 2018

Horse Fair

Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces

Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.

by RiLoCh February 13, 2023

Faire le Martin-Karl

Faire l'idiot au lieu d'aller à l'école. Playing the idiot card instead of being in school.

Arrêtez de faire le Martin-Karl et allez à l'école. Stop doing who knows what and go to class.

by Sexydimma February 21, 2025

Faire le Martin-Karl

Playing the idiot and doing things other than being in school.

Arrêtez de faire le Martin-Karl et allez à l'école. Ne vendez pas de la drogue.. Stop playing the idiot and go to school. Stop selling drugs.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2025