elephantitis

elephantitis are the female tities of an elephant, sucked on by male tities and baby elephants.

Oh shit, that elephant got some big ass elephantitis!

by Rocky Mavia January 11, 2005

White Elephant

Gesture created by turning out one's pants pockets, releasing the zipper and then exposing one's flaccid chode in an entertaining fashion, so as to resemble an elephant's trunk.

"Oh my God Tom, not the White Elephant again, nobody wants to see it, put that thing away."

by Fatboy May 13, 2003

elephant mafia

smuggling peanuts and or peanut product

we are the elephant mafia

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

elephant run

when a group of males get together and stand in a single file line and the first male tucks his member between his legs and the male behind him grabs it ,, so on and so forth

There was a crazy elephant run at that sausage fest of a party the other night.

by beeeeritty August 7, 2011

White Elephant

The one girl a guy will always have a thing for, and will always do anything for. The girl a guy will never forget, even if there was nothing between them. The girl who is more, to the extent where, a guy will never be with this girl and is aware of the reality and so, realizes it will never be.

Steve- Why do you keep calling her?
Tom- I can't help it, she's my white elephant.
Steve- It's never gonna happen.
Tom- Yeah, I know, but not for lack of trying.

by little_lost_one June 27, 2012

elharryass

funny, hilarious

It sure was elharryass when we fell down the stairs.

by moe February 9, 2004

Elephantitass

The result of one neglecting their diet therefore acquiring an unusually large ass. People with this unfortunate condition can often be seen wearing velour sweat pants with suggestive wording on the butt (i.e. luscious, sexy..) that attempts to convey what the person wearing them cannot.

Damn girl, I shouldn't have eaten those chilli cheese fries, they really irritate my elephantitass condition.

Yeah, but at least you had a diet coke with them.

by MFaturgin October 21, 2008