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Evan

Evan is the kinda guy to try and steal your wife from you, he will do anything to make them cheat on you. Evan is a hopeless romantic who tries to rizz up everyone he sees but fails. When someone interested in him he says no.
"Evans a nerd who just tried to steal my wife"
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Evan: u canr have my Takis
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Evan is an amazing person if you meet an Evan you’re very lucky.
are you still friends with Evan? LUCKY!!
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Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis
I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge
by NotJ.G.O October 1, 2023
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Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.
Evan is old as fuck
by Frito_lays October 5, 2023
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A man whose soul captures you from a great distance, whose purity of heart and sparking of mind delights and fires your own soul, whose voice and breath and beating heart feel like an extension of your own, whose dreams and passions and zeal for life become infused with yours, whose searching eyes point you to your own universe, kaleidoscopic beauty unfolding and a thousand suns rising.
Evan is the sweetest man ever.
by KCAnne October 12, 2023
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A soy boy who can't play chess, bro thinks f3 is a good move. Smol dick but tight ass, would smash though tbh
Bro that guy evan is the type to beg for a mcnasty
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