EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020

Evening Bark

The opposite of morning wood

Ayo that GOT episode that aired yesterday had me up all night with evening bark my dude 😩😩

by Lil peaches September 19, 2022

you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.

“Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”

by marriiii!! February 4, 2024

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Even Numbers Has Ante, Post, &Middle Meridian<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Even Numbers Has Ante, Post, &Middle Meridian<.7.9.7.6.>

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 24, 2024