Sad and Depressed

When you want to do something spontaneous and need an excuse to do so, yet people who are genuinely "sad and depressed" do not usually act on a whim.

Person A: I am sad and depressed. Now I shall do a lip-sync on TikTok.
Person B: ...oh really now?

by ThatOneLinguist January 29, 2019

Inbreeding depression

1.) The lowered overall fitness of a population due to reproduction between closely related individuals, thereby lowering heterozygosity in the population and allowing deleterious alleles to be expressed.

2.) The crushing guilt that follows fucking your sister.

Inbreeding depression is a serious risk in small populations.

by SimpHawk September 20, 2018

Depression trail

The opposite of a happy trail, one strip shaved down the center of your chest and pubes.

Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.

by Depressiontrailman October 6, 2019

Pseudo-Depression

When someone says they’re depressed but aren’t and are just looking for depression

Yeet I have pseudo-depression

by An actual retard January 24, 2018

Depression day

This day is for anyone who is lonely and knows that they won't fall in love

February 14 🧡

Well fuck looks like I have depression day

by Jesus 😉 February 14, 2020

Smiling Depression

A form of depression but hiding your true depressive emotions to seem more happy in front of other people. Except you're not happy.

Person 1: "He's always so happy!"
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."

by Cram Salesman October 22, 2020

Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022