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digital carrot slicer

Any overly-complicated gadget designed to do a mundane task that can be done much more easily, cheaply, simply, and often better with an old-fashioned, low-tech device. Typically, a digital carrot slicer runs on batteries, has more options and "features" than anyone really wants, costs too much, is difficult to use, provides the user with more information and precision than they need, and is less reliable compared to the low-tech tool.
Compared to pencil and paper for taking notes, a PDA is a digital carrot slicer.

Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!
by mooltittle August 18, 2010
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digital business academy

noun.A bunch of students that unfortunately spend more than 50% of their classes together while at the same time learning about gay computers!! A bunch of frakin weirdos if you ask me! lol..jp
no example available you nerds!!!!!!!
by la loca April 20, 2004
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digital business academy

ummm....
a cult that high school teachers founded that taught students how to get into the matrix....(what is the matrix?)
ummm...The Digital Business Academy owns you!!!!(i was just kidding)
by rAvYn April 17, 2004
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digital bipolar disease

People who are knowledgeable about most things on the Internet but choose to have no data plan on their mobile devices.
That guy can only txt me because he has digital bipolar disease.
by cfine November 11, 2015
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triple digit ho

A particularly skanky brand of ho who has been linked to a large number of guys; with the number often being in the triple digit range.
EE: Dude, she slept with his roommate too?
ME: Yea, isn't that crazy, she's such a ho...
EE: naw, she's not just a ho, she's a triple digit ho!
by teehee3 December 20, 2008
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digital green card

1. A digital immigrant who spent the time and effort to adapt in a digital culture.

2. A digital immigrant who is accepted by and given official immigration status by The Tech Heads
Jeff is like a good Mexican. He wasn't born into the society that he's forced to exist in, but he makes the best of it and tries to be a productive member. He needs a digital green card!
by GibbyP July 13, 2007
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digital crotch

A condition whereby a dancer - usually a breakdancer - moves without soul.
Person A: Mate, that Timberlake Fella's got a right digital crotch.

Person B: Yeah, and his back isn't that sexy either.
by Sev. April 2, 2007
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