dff

Drink Fight Fuck
also a well known crew in west yorkshire/york and stoke
all meet in leeds
and are known as the trainstation kids

person1: are you dff?
dff member: nope

by blanchy stuart July 18, 2006

DFF

This is means Destined For Fatness. It is a thin girl who will eventually become fat. The idea is that as the saying goes, when you marry a woman, look at her mom and that's what she'll look like when she gets older. This can also be loosely used to classify a girl that over eats, doe not exercise or does unhealthy things. You can either use DFF or D4 which is a thin girl that will eventually explode into a fatty.

She may look ok now, but she's DFF!

by The Almighty P.Gotti February 21, 2011

dff

Drink Fight Fuck

A Leeds based crew who do all of the above

Dff Lets go Drink, FIght and Fuck

by DFF July 18, 2006

dffn

stands for Drunken Family Fight Night. Occurs when a family gets together for a event or any type of get together but arguments and fighting occur once alcohol is consumed by the family members.

Tommy: Yo you free tonight?

Alex: Can't man, it's dffn.

Tommy: Damn that blows!

by nycjk54 October 14, 2010

dffdfgcgdssfghjgvfdsftrtydfsrtyujtrewttfrgffdfrghfdfsghhdfgyjddghhgfdfjhkkjgfdfsdfghkujhydg

you did this while you where destroying your keyboard.

friend 1: are you mad?
friend 2: yes
friend 1 how mad?
friend 2: dffdfgcgdssfghjgvfdsftrtydfsrtyujtrewttfrgffdfrghfdfsghhdfgyjddghhgfdfjhkkjgfdfsdfghkujhydg
friend 1: ur good at destroying ur keyboard bruh.

by patiboyishere January 20, 2021

DFFFF

A term used for getting all d's and f's on a report card.

Friend: "I got a 3.4GPA on my report card, how about you?"
Me: "Bro, my report card is just a big DFFFF"
Friend: "Ah, that sucks. Maybe next trimester."

by AFailureInLife May 28, 2018

dff

Dead fish fuck. When a girl doesn't feel like getting it on, but her loverboy wants to anyway.. He humps her as she lays there like a dead fish

'Dude, did you get any last night?'

'Yeah, just a dff'

'Hahahahaha... ..me too'

by Tomashtom September 18, 2007