Best couple

@bby_amari

@onmykneesfor.arlert

@bby_amari and @onmykneesfor.arlert are the best couple they are literally perfect

by @onmykneesfor.arlert May 24, 2021

supreme couple

a inside joke made about special needs kids in a couple. these couples usually last a week to 3 months no longer, and are usually very toxic and cringe. Help stop the movement of these couples. They are causing kids ages 12-20 to kill themselves. Basically a Special Needs Cult and there sponsor is supreme. Please help put a stop to this movement... #FuckSupremeCouples2019

hey is that a supreme couple? yeah why? oh *gun shot* oh my fucking god you just killed yourself

by Dababys Dick December 26, 2019

couple-nother

At least two more drinks

I'm going to have to have a couple-nother before spending time around my ex

by guerillacollective July 6, 2018

The ultimate power couple

Simon & Osha

Simon & Osha are the ultimate power couple

by Hiilma November 20, 2020

Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.

Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.

by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025

Perfect couple

A relationship between two people (like Anya and Jevro), that is amazing and just perfection (like Anya and Jevro).

3 meals a day? More like 3 fucks a day, those are perfect couple goals!

by Janya shipper March 16, 2021

couple

When 2 people are deeply in love with someone else

Kareem and Vivien are such a good couple
That couple should get married

by stephanie and hannah November 6, 2017