A couple who has come to rely on mutual Netflix viewing for social relevance and entertainment. Often very boring at parties due to the siren song of Netflix calling them home. #awfulsexlife
by denirocraver September 3, 2016

The best couples in the world is Malthe + Lærke Morten + Maja Lucas + Juliane or if your name starts with the letters H + K R + L A + M
guy 1 to malthe - hay whose your girlfreind
malthe to guy 1 - its Lærke she is cute
guy 1 to malthe - nice your the best couples ever
malthe to guy 1 - its Lærke she is cute
guy 1 to malthe - nice your the best couples ever
by patric-and-spongebob November 4, 2019

@bby_amari and @onmykneesfor.arlert are the best couple and are better than @smellytitanpiss and @ua_school
by @onmykneesfor.arlert May 24, 2021

P1: OMG Jenny and James are together
P2: What kinda couple though?
P3: A soft couple but i'm sure that they'll turn into more.
P2: What kinda couple though?
P3: A soft couple but i'm sure that they'll turn into more.
by WhyWouldMyNameBeVital? March 20, 2017

When two people in your squadron start dating.
Always be on a lookout for updates on that relationship because it NEVER works out :)
Always be on a lookout for updates on that relationship because it NEVER works out :)
Sgt Dang: hey what’s with our squadron couple?
FSgt Blong: didn’t you hear? They already broke up last week.
Sgt Dang: it’s been three weeks…
FSgt Blong: didn’t you hear? They already broke up last week.
Sgt Dang: it’s been three weeks…
by qoqosqueeze June 27, 2021

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.
by surprise shark October 19, 2024
