Powerful pussy. Can grip your dick so hard she can throw you across the room. A gorilla grip coochie grips harder than gorilla grip.
"I made her mad and I couldn't pull my dick out. She gripped it so hard until she heard it snap. So sexy with that gorilla grip coochie."
by yummmmymyumyyumy March 26, 2020
Get the Gorilla Grip Coochiemug. Kevin: I’m going to Talia’s house this afternoon.
Ryan: Why?
Kevin: Because it’s Coochie Cuisine Day! I’m going to eat her out like it’s a buffet.
Ryan: Why?
Kevin: Because it’s Coochie Cuisine Day! I’m going to eat her out like it’s a buffet.
by kevin’s savior June 25, 2019
Get the Coochie Cuisine Daymug. by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009
Get the My Coochie Be Stankin'mug. “Look at Karen, she asked to speak to the manager for the 5th time today. She radiates stank coochie aura.”
by Stankcoochie August 11, 2019
Get the stank coochie auramug. Shreks Coochie Juice is one of the best mixed drinks ever, comprised of a secret mix of Sailor Jerrys Savage Apple Rum and an unnamed soda. Enjoyed by patriotic right wingers and created by Kevin Lee, Shreks Coochie Juice is a legendary mixed drinks
by If you know... March 21, 2022
Get the Shreks Coochie Juicemug. August 28th is International Coochie Day. Ok that day everyone has to take a moment and eat a coochie like a key lime pie. After, have a moment of silence for all the coochie chasers who never got their coochie.
1: “Hey, today is International Coochie Day!”
2: “Oh yeah, I gotta go eat some coochie.”
1: “Me too”
2: “Oh yeah, I gotta go eat some coochie.”
1: “Me too”
by Anotheruselessaccount August 27, 2018
Get the International Coochie Daymug. an expression with multiple meanings but all of them refer to the state of being drunk.
1. Being drunk but not shit-faced.. Can still stand and talk with only slightly slurred speech. (see example for proper usage)
2. The condition of having a severe hangover from your coochie be stankin from the night before (see example for proper usage)
3. The antipatory mood of looking forward to your coochie stankin later that night. (see example for proper usage)
coined by Johnny Takoma
1. Being drunk but not shit-faced.. Can still stand and talk with only slightly slurred speech. (see example for proper usage)
2. The condition of having a severe hangover from your coochie be stankin from the night before (see example for proper usage)
3. The antipatory mood of looking forward to your coochie stankin later that night. (see example for proper usage)
coined by Johnny Takoma
1. "I had one too many vodka tonics at Happy Hour, now my coochie be stankin bad."
2. "My coochie be stankin today from my coochie be stankin from last night at Happy Hour , now give me some tylenol!"
3. "My coochie be stankin for a cocktail right now. I can't wait to get off work and head down to happy hour to start the process of my coochie be stankin."
2. "My coochie be stankin today from my coochie be stankin from last night at Happy Hour , now give me some tylenol!"
3. "My coochie be stankin for a cocktail right now. I can't wait to get off work and head down to happy hour to start the process of my coochie be stankin."
by Poonstankqua February 1, 2009
Get the My Coochie Be Stankinmug.