conservative equinox

The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.

- credit: Larry the Cat

We have reached Conservative Equinox

by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022

Conservabating

The right’s favourite past time of rubbing one out while consuming rage inducing media.

Bro, I shot the biggest load of white privilege conservabating during Tucker Carlson last night.

by Lambsden December 7, 2022

Conservative

A party that consists of boomers that don't give a shit about conserving anything except the GDP, guns and Israel.

Most conservatives bitch about the status quo only to just whine and do nothing about it.

by Jon Dil Dough March 11, 2023

Conservative Boycott

A boycott by buying the product with the intention to destroy said product because the company that produces the product supports issues and policies that conservatives despise.

Did you see that Fred is upset with Frigidaire because they support abortion rights? He is so pissed that he bought a Frigidaire air conditioner just to drop it from the 3rd floor window. The typical conservative boycott. Wouldn’t surprise me that Fred bought the warranty as well.

by Joseph Heston April 13, 2023

conservatism

Idea that defends absurd things, such as: religions (being that God is unique and one for the whole universe), religious fanaticism, social pressure and obligation to marry, social pressure and obligation to have children and social pressure and obligation to build family.

I am against conservatism.

by QUU9988 April 22, 2023

CONservative

Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.

He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting the politician is a CONservative who ONLY represents his own interests and the sketchy, ultra wealthy, shadowy, right wingers and Republicans who own him!

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023

CONservative

Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.

He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting that CONservatives, Republicans, and right wingers ONLY represent their own interests and the interests of the sketchy, ultra wealthy, and corporate donors who own them!

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023